Ok, I promised this days ago, but settling in has taken a bit longer than I thought. I’m good now, I’m just about settled in and I’m loving my grad assistantship so far. But this post is about the journey, not the destination.

Look what I found!
I picked Jamil Malone, SWACURH Director, up at LaGuardia Airport in Queens on Thursday, July 31st. We met with Jordan Shyi at the NIC to take a look at the office and drop off some NACURH recruitment guides. He also gave me a parting gift for my journey, an old NACURH sign that they were going to throw out. We then had dinner with Jordan Peterson, 06-07 NEACURH Director and we hoped Jay Dixon, the Past NACURH Chair would be joining us, but he never made it.
On Friday August 1st, with Jamil Malone the SWACURH Director in tow, I embarked on a 1500 mile journey from the outskirts of New York City to the middle of Oklahoma. Read on as I recount the tale of this 40 hour trek across America.
We left my house at 7 AM on Friday, stopping briefly so I could get bagels to take to Oklahoma with me (just a little bit of home). We drove through New Jersey, which was mostly uneventful, and then crossed into Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania is a beautiful state, there’s trees and mountains everywhere. Some mountains, you even drive underneath. That was fun because I didn’t know it was customary to hold your breath in a tunnel (coming from downstate New York we have tunnels everywhere). It also has some of the most interesting town names we saw such as Lover, PA or Eighty Four, PA.
We made a quick stop for Jamil at an old camp he used to go to near Pittsburg. Everyone was pretty excited to see him there and was sad he couldn’t stay longer. The other fun part of this area was Bob. Bob was our third man for a good portion of the trip. He’s a radio station that just plays anything and everything. We went from Funk to Classic Rock to Pop. It was fun.

Me Posing with 2 Regional Directors and a TGIF Hostess
We next passed into West Virginia. We had forgotten we drove through WV, so it was fun when we got there. We almost went to the Palace of Gold in Bethlehem, WV, but it was a 15 minute detour and we had dinner plans with Johnny B., CAACURH Director.
After our 12 minute drive across West Virginia, we came into Ohio. It started to pour for a bit in Ohio. I don’t remember much of it, I was asleep for a good portion of Ohio (I was not driving at the time). We met Johnny B. outside of Columbus for some dinner at TGI Fridays. There was a bad accident so we were both delayed a bit but it all worked out. After dinner we headed on to Indianapolis, which once again I don’t remember much of because I slept again.
We stayed at a La Quinta in Indianapolis, but there was no staff meeting (some former IACURH Execs should know what I’m talking about). Afterwards came the next part of the journey. I started out this drive, heading southwest toward St. Louis. We first passed the world’s largest ketchup bottle, in Collinsville, IL,
We crossed the Mississippi into St. Louis, where I finally realized how big that arch really is. We met Ben White, MACURH Director, at the UMSL campus. He took us to get some sandwhiches and then we posed for a picture.

Me and Ben White staring into the sun
After St. Louis, Jamil took on driving duties for a bit. I took yet another nap, though this one was not so long. We had a long way to go through Missouri. Along the way we decided to try and find the world’s largest rocking chair, outside of Cuba, MO. This was fun because my TomTom said it was in the middle of a field. After giving up on looking for it, we finally saw it as we were headed back to I-44.
We also passed through Rolla, MO, home of Missouri University of Science and Technology. We stopped there for gas, and then got lost trying to get back to the interstate. After passing stone henge (and not getting a picture), we finally made it back on track. Shortly after this, we switched driving rolls. I was much more energeized today and wanted to give Jamil a break after he drove so much yesterday.
From here we headed onto Springfield Missouri, where we went in search of the world’s largest fork (standing at 35 feet tall). After posing for some pictures, and discovering I was not allowed to lay on the grass in front of it, we got back in the car to head for Oklahoma. However, just before the border, we took a slight detour to pass into Kansas. This allowed us to say we had driven through 10 states, and not whimpy North Eastern states but big midwestern states.
We finally made it to Tulsa at 7 PM and had dinner with some Reslife folk there. After saying hi to Gennie Lynn, the wonderful SWACURH Advisor, we headed out to Stillwater. At 10:00 PM, on Saturday August 2nd, I had arrived at Oklahoma State University, my new home.
I have to really thank Jamil Malone for his help and for keeping me sane on this trip. I know it sounds like I napped a lot but when you’re moving halfway across America for the first time in your life, you don’t get much sleep at night. I could never have made this trip without him. Thank you buddy
And for now, I leave you with this:

Posing in front of a 35 foot tall fork